A six-part comedy by Colin Swash, with Tony Robinson, David Haig and Louise Lombard broadcast on Radio 4 at 6.30pm, with a repeat at 11.30pm a year later.
| Tx. Date | Rpt. Date | Tape Number | Details |
| 9.3.95 | 6.3.96 | Space travel throws the most unlikely people together. Norman is an idealist with a hand grenade. Max is a cheerful bore who won't stop talking. They are about to ruin the lives of some decidedly friendly aliens. Forever. | |
| 16.3.95 | 13.3.96 | Norman and Max are welcomed by the incurably friendly Oblivions and are soon offering them priceless gifts - the secret of fire, contemplation and baked potatoes. | |
| 23.3.95 | 20.3.96 | As the Oblivions have so much time on their hands, it couldn't possibly hurt to introduce them to the gentle game of tennis, could it? | |
| 30.3.95 | 27.3.96 | The dangers of tennis are now apparent to the Oblivions - but Martinis? What could possibly go wrong with Martinis? | |
| 6.4.95 | 3.4.96 | When Norman introduces the Oblivions to foreplay, one thing inevitably led to another. | |
| 13.4.95 | 10.4.96 | Oblivio is now in the grip of an ice age. Hardly the time for Max and Stella to start a family. With Tony Robinson, David Haig and Louise Lombard. |