Round The Horne

Series Three

THE PLASTIC MAX

Broadcast: 12th February 1967
Recorded: 6th February 1967
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 4, 5th March '67)
Previous Issue: 6:1

Torture
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Armpit Theatre - The Plastic Max
The Fraser Hayes Four - More
Colour supplement - Seamus Android at Pinewood
What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
The Horse - It's Place in English Life - Horse market - Blacksmith - Son of Flicker
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Somerset Nog
Excerpt from a Romantic Horse Riding Story
Jules and Sand

THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part one

Broadcast: 19th February 1967
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 1, 15th February '67)
Previous Issue: 3:1

Toast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers
The Fraser Hayes Four - On a slow boat to China
Colour supplement - Swinging London with Brad Smallpiece
Mad Judge At The Old Bailey
Copper On Point Duty
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Australian Outlaw
Excerpt from Brief Ecstasy
Bona Law
Mystery Noise

THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part two

Broadcast: 26th February 1967
Recorded: 23rd January 1967
Previous Issue: 6:2

Toast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers
Fraser Hayes Four - It's Only A Paper Moon
Colour supplement - What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
Fashion, New Police Uniforms
The Sea - The Seafaring Englishman - Smuggling
Excerpt from In Which We Serve
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Yet Another Sea Shanty
Bona Cruise
Riddle Me Ree

LIPHARVEST OF THE RIVER

Broadcast: 5th March 1967
Recorded: 30th January 1967
Previous Issue: 2:1

Toast Master
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Armpit Theatre - Lipharvest of the River
The Fraser Hayes Four - Serenata
Colour supplement - Showbiz
Seamus Android at London Airport
The Englishman and Art - The New Constable
Excerpt from Moon and Sixpence (reduced to fourpence for this week only)
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Toddle Gropers Dance
Bona Antiques

HOW THE BULLET PROOF VEST WAS WON aka LITTLE CEASAR

Broadcast 12th March 1967
Recorded: 13th February 1967
Previous Issue: 3:2

Franz Kaftka Bandshow
Double Entendre
Armpit theatre - How The Bullet Proof Vest Was Won
The Fraser Hayes Four - She Loves Me
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
The Englishman in Love - Lady Chatterly's Lover Street Interviews
The Sunday Blast - Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Lummockshire Air
Bona Soulmates

TRILBY

Broadcast: 19th March 1967
Recorded: 20th February 1967
Previous Issue: 3:3
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Wrestling
Horse Deodorant Advert
Armpit Theatre - Trilby
The Fraser Hayes Four - It's A Good Day
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
The British Press - Football Style Society Page
Newspaper Sellers
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The ballad of the Wogglers Moulie
The Daily Polari

THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Sea Cruise

Broadcast: 26th March 1967
Recorded: 27th February 1967
Previous Issue: 2:3
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

Antique show
An apology to the Rev. Goosecreature
Armpit theatre - The Admirable Loombucket
The Fraser Hayes Four - Matchmaker
Colour supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
Seamus Android - An Englishman's home - Noisy neighbours
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song Of The Hobo
Charles and Fiona in a Phone Box
Bona Caterers
Police message

THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Lost Island Of Gonga

Broadcast 2nd April 1967
Recorded: 6th March 1967
Previous Issue: 2:4

Any Questions - Mini Skirts
Public Service Announcements
Carrion Pictures
Armpit Theatre - The Admirable Loombucket
The Fraser Hayes Four - Look Me Over
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Astrology by Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The English and medicine - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock takes advantage of the NHS
Drug testing
Excerpt from the Wayward Streptococcus
Bona Nature clinic
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Highland Lament
Late News Item

THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA

Broadcast: 9th April 1967
Recorded: 13th March 1967
Previous Issue: 6:3

Gruntfuttock As A Baby
School Days
His Son On His Political Life
Dame Bella Goatcabin - His Wife
The Fraser Hayes Four recreate WWI
Gruntfuttock of Arabia
Captured by the Turks
WWII
Charles and Fiona
Rear Admiral Monty Figgis on Gruntfuttock's Political Career
Bona Press
Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee

GASLIGHT SON OF FLICKER

Broadcast: 16th April 1967
Recorded: 20th March 1967
Previous Issue: 1:4, and LP
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Complaints About Last Weeks Show
Festival of the City of London
Armpit Theatre - Gaslight, Son Of Flicker
The Fraser Hayes Four - Goodbye Charlie
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
Seamus Android at London Airport
Cinema - Excerpt from Naval Wartime Film
Bona Prods
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Bogle Clencher
Police Message

THE PHANTOM OF BOGMOUTH HIP

Broadcast: 23rd April 1967
Recorded: 10th April 1967
Previous Issue: 2:2
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

Do anything rather than listen to RTH
Festoon A Gnome In Bacon Rind Day Events
Armpit Theatre - The Phantom of Bogmouth Hip
The Fraser Haye Four - On The Other Side Of The Tracks
Colour Supplement - Woman's Page, Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The Englishman and Money - Leg Insurance
Charles and Fiona on Gambling
Bona Tax Consultants
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Old Cordwanglers Song
Police Message

A MAN IS TWO FOOT TALL

Broadcast: 30th April 1967
Recorded: 17th April 1967
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

Details of Forthcoming Programmes
The Most Boring Personality Of The Year Award
Armpit Theatre - A Man Is Two Foot Tall
The Fraser Hayes Four - I Believe In You
Colour Supplement - Listeners Queries - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The Englishman and Travel
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Boglers Lass in The Balls Pond Road
Bona Bijou Tourettes
Complaints

YOUNG HORNE WITH A MAN

Broadcast: 7th May 1967
Recorded: 24th April 1967
Previous Issue: 6:4

Unzip A Hyena For Peace Week Events
Armpit Theatre - Young Horne With A Man
The Fraser Hayes Four - Brotherhood Of Man
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - The Occult - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The Occult In Fiction - Excerpt From A Supernatural Film
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Black Grunger of Hounslow
Bona Sceances

THE MALTESE BRASS MONKEY

Broadcast: 14th May 1967
Recorded: 1st May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:1
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation

It's Coming
Smear A Traffic Warden In Bloater Paste For Asia Day
Armpit theatre - The Maltese Brass Monkey
The Fraser Hayes Four - Soon It's Gonna Rain
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh On Fashion - Seamus Android
The English and Animals - Excerpt from Where No Hippoes Fly
Rambling Syd Rumpo, De Ye Ken Jim Pubes
Bona Hunt

THE BIG TOP

Broadcast: 21st May 1967
Recorded: 8th May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:2

Trailer For The Nude Cyclist Of Polperro
Smear A Goose With Camembert For International Motherhood Week
Armpit Theatre - The Big Top
The Fraser Hayes Four - My Resistance Is Low
Colour Supplement - Seamus Android
Food and Drink - Eating Habits Of The Average Englishman - Eating Out, French Dishes
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Pewter Wogglers Bangling Song
La Casserole de Bona Gourmet
An Apology For Kenneth Williams

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part one, The Discovery Of America

Broadcast: 28th May 1967
Recorded: 15th May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:3

Trailer For The Hawkeye, Last Of The Peeping Toms
British Legion Bar-B-Q A Bishop For Lent Day
Armpit Theatre - The Muffplaster Saga - The Discovery Of America
The Fraser Hayes Four - Gotta Travel On
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
Interesting Facts About London - Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sweet Lass Of Hackney Wick
Guided Tripettes

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA -Part two, The Boxer

Broadcast: 4th June 1967
Recorded: 22nd May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:4
Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne

Paste An Archdeacon In Syrup Of Figs For Fun And Profit Week
The Muffplaster Saga - The boxer
The Fraser Hayes Four - Michael Row The Boat Ashore
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The English Seaside - Charles and Fiona On Honeymoon
J Peasemold Gruntfuttock
Rambling Syd Rumpo, What Shall We Do With The Drunken Nurker
Bona Guest House

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part three, The Bullfighter

Broadcast: 11th June 1967
Recorded: 5th June 1967

Try To Slip The Double Entendre Past The Producer Day
The Muffplaster Saga - The Bullfighter
The Fraser Hayes Four - When I'm Not Near The Girl I love
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
Seamus Android - Commercial TV
Charles and Fiona
Bona TV

THE PALONE RANGER

Broadcast 18th June 1967
Recorded: 12th June 1967
Previous Issue: 3:4

Frankenstein's Laboratory
Commonwealth Sennapod Day Events
The Palone Ranger
The Fraser Hayes Four - Zing Zing Ay
Colour Supplement - Fashion News - Seamus Android
The BBC - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock The Scriptwriter
Charles and Fiona In The Sound Effects Department
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Green Goes My Bogling Fork?
BBC Wardrobe deptartment

THE HEAD OF THE BBC WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD

Broadcast: 25th June 1967
Recorded: 19th June 1967
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura

The Sources of Material
The Head Of The BBC Who Came In From The Cold
The Fraser Hayes Four - Gonna Build A Mountain
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The Englishman and His Body - Body Snatchers
Gruntfuttock Goes Body Building
Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Girl I Left Behind Me
Body Bona
The Cast Say Goodbye



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